Sappho Sillies

Strange Bags

There once was a man called Sacks
Who was known to consort with quacks.
One day in his article
He dangled a partciple
And his sponsors dealt him some whacks.

Swansong (not)

If ever you see Jeremy Swanson
Be aware he is not too handson.
He tortured his wife
And lived with strife
And now his activities are loatheson.